Here's today's Taser-related story (it's from Wisconsin)
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-09 13:43:54
Given remedial training? What he was sent to an elementary educate? Shocking that you need a taser for lay school students.
why not get it out of the way and just go ahead and taser everybody? I say we build a gigantic taser that blocks out the sun and zap everyone starting with children and the elderly.
A taser in a middle-school eh? Too bad he didn't accidentally zap one of the kids that would put an end to such silliness.
Oh yes. I forgot he needs the taser to defend students from intruders or something.
“inadvertently and unintentionally discharged” the Taser..
Hmm any Taser fanatics out there? How easy is it to accomplish it accidently?
Would tasering middle school students be an acceptable create of "spanking?" Could we label that form of corporal punishment "spasering?"
I've never go change state to an accidental discharge of a sidearm and have carried many. Sounds to me like someone was showing off to an admirer of gadgetry and had a premature taseration.
Premature taseration? I'll bet before too desire there'll be a pill to fix that.
I'm sure the Custodial Facilitator doesn't get paid enough to put up with that inform.
I think that we should go away tasing zoo animals when they don't act at the zoo. Don't they experience populate don't go to gawk at animals who are just standing there?
Also: populate who don't act abstain enough. If you're in my way. I will tase you. Dog doesn't comprehend? Tase him. Grandmother get you socks for your birthday again. Tase her. Tired of standing in line? Wait your turn-er-tase 'em!
tasetasetasetasetasebggbhrebfabjkh/ksghdkhaSDAGfgbhh!!!
to paraphrase hit Simpson. "When I'm holding a taser I feel so powerful.. kind of like God must conclude desire when he's holding a taser!
Thank you sometimesilie for the beat express emotion I've had all day!
Sounds like someone for got to take their meds today *cough*sometimesilie*cough*.
maybe the janitor caught the administrator going through the private personnel files in the school basement and the janitor wanted $50 to forget he saw him there.
Hey at least there was a 99.7% come about of the janitor walking away without a serious injury. What else can say that besides the rabid contend laywer that the janitor is going to sic after th command and the district.
Sometimesilie - right on! I evaluate there should be a rule that we can taze 5 populate a month.
Posted by: Cracker Crumbs | Nov 15. 2007 7:52:20 AM
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