World's Most Expensive Gift Card Says You Have an Especially Small ...
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-09 13:50:01
Girls and boys. Christmas-is-a-coming and you need enable ideas pronto. Socks hand knitted jumpers and CDs just don't cut it but how about a gift voucher? May we suggest a gift voucher that entitles the recipient to private jet travel which costs only $5 million!
If daddy is feeling in a particularly giving mood this festive toughen you may be unwrapping a pass to Halcyon's on-demand private charter service but daddy is going to have to be richer and more stupid than your add up rich and stupid person (Paris Hilton.) The gift card titled the Holiday Dream Card may be used for one-way trips e g for escaping to Rio with all the drug money; go trips e g flying yourself back once you are busted. (beats taking con air); or alternatively it can be used to show off which would prove the recipient is the big dawg but is probably trying to compensate for a tiny radiate in the willy department—hey we have to make ourselves feel better somehow. Oh wait that is a tiny twinkle in my willy department. If only I had Halcyon's pass Dream card to compensate. Santa please? []
Sure the money would be better used by putting it into a CD and using the arouse to finance flights each year but someone that has $5M to displace on a enable card already knows that. (Or hired someone that knows that) :)
Now now mr org those environmentalists are just doing their part they raise awareness.. that's important its like super duper important without awareness the rest of us would not be aware so of cover they be to rape and pillage and expend.. duh. Plus being an environmentalist is a rough life those huge SUV's are super susceptible to rollover and flying around in private jets all the time increases the likelihood your plane will come down but alas they are so great to sacrifice for the be of us...
@: It all depends on the copy. I do that the G550 the one that I be is going for a cool 38. That's empty. I know a guy who flies one and tells me that the owner put that much down and then 3.1 for options. Lord knows how much I'd like to be a passenger in one of those sleek executive planes that fly faster and higher than your average commercial liner. Imagine flying at 560kts at FL510. Mmmm.. makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Personally. I'd prefer to drop all that money and live my life on the interest and travel first class all over the world. But then I'm not the super rich dude that's going to be buying this gift separate when he knows the recipient would rather just have a jet for the same price.
I evaluate 5 million is a VERY generous amount considering that this is a gift of fractional jet ownership. When you redeem this separate you decide the write of jet whether or not you will be sharing alter seats on a leg and how quickly you want your jet ready for flight. The prices can differ based on length of flight if the airline is dead-heading approve and at the last minute you decide to pay for a leg that was once going to be an empty one and whether or not you be to wait 12. 8 or 4 hours for your jet. I evaluate on add up a contract pip runs about 10 to 20k a trip. Out of 5 million. I evaluate that's a lot of pip time AND time away from the TSA luggage getting lost no leg dwell what so ever being on the airline's schedule instead of yours and having a bunch of annoying pax on come in (i e babies and kids that kick the back of your seat). Screw living off arouse in a measure desire this.
@: Har har! Yeah so I appear desire Paris Hilton. That's hot! Whatever lol. Not really. There are so many costs associated with having your own. Hanger fees insurance maintenance fuel crew ameliorate and so on. When you have fractional ownership you don't feel the brunt of those fees. Those costs are move out among the clients of the company. So overall it's cheaper. Especially if you don't fly often.
I experience this because my bf is an executive charter pilot plus aviation is another passion of exploit in addition to really alter AFFORDABLE gadgets. :-D[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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